Tuesday, 27 January 2009
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How Do You Flush this Thing!
by Molly
Toilets are a great invention.....though they can oftentimes be confusing, disgusting and kind of terrible. When I travel, I like to take in the local cultures and be accepting of the facilities available to the area that I am in. But when I was in Peru, I kind of wanted to cry a little bit when I saw the toilets that we were expected to use.
Now....when I say Peru, I am mainly referring to the remote regions, specifically on an island called Amantani on Lake Titicaca. This is a very remote area, and it is interesting because the locals have been able to carry on traditional languages (Quechua), dress, belief systems and diet that they did hundreds of years ago. All of these differences were amazing to see, and I was happy to have the opportunity to experience them. Although, the toilet system was a little different than I was used to.
The restrooms on Amantani are basically an outhouse in the yard. There is a toilet bowl, a bucket with water, and a little plastic scooper. Toilet paper....nowhere to be found. Flushing handle....nowhere to be found. Light....non-existant.
So, I was in the bathroom, ready to learn about how to use these foreign toilets.....and I went to flush. They are clearly toilets that need flushing, as they aren't a hole in the ground, but I had no idea how to do this. There is a bucket of water with a scooper outside the outhouse....but I wasn't really sure what that was used for. There was a little trash pale in the outhouse....again....not helpful to my current situation.
I went outside to ask someone around how to use this thing, but there is of course nodoby in sight, so I decided to take the water pale and try putting some water into the toilet. I did that, and it seemed to flush! I had figured it out.....for now.
So the next morning, I walked out of our little dirt-made hut and ran in the freezing cold to the outhouse. As I finished up, I went to pour some water down the bowl....and it was completely frozen! Oh no! Panic! There is nowhere to get water either. My family was still asleep, and there are no hoses or faucets anywhere. I felt terrible, but I had to just leave. Thankfully it wasn't the dreaded "number 2" that I left, but I still felt pretty bad just leaving it in there. Hopefully my family wasn't too angry with me after I left!
What is the worst bathroom you've had to use? Have you experienced the Peruvian water flush outhouses?
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Comments (7)
In Nicaragua, in one of the remote mountain villages, there was this lovely little shack I got to use. First off, it was almost filled. Secondly, there were two holes you had to squat over and aim into. One hole clearly designed for pee and one clearly designed for poo. That was TRICKY. These holes were TINY..... It was the equivalent of aiming both into tiny cups at the same time. And the STENCH. Worst. Ever. Porta Potties here are fragrant and delightful in comparison. Central America, in the summer, almost full hole. NAS.TY.
I'd rather take a dump in the forest and wipe with poison ivy leaves than those crap holes.
While visiting North Carolina-where you may re-discover a need to sit on the porch- I was grateful to exit the bus that all windows were open for fresh air as the toilet onboard didn't get serviced....I thought parts of I-80 were bad...I was so wrong and faint...and hours of seat-dancing away from a useable john.... thankfully, though I couldn't wait those hours, the room was at least washed...but i had to hold my breath.
@Lizbeth8207@xanga - Haha, Molly's story was hilarious, yet sad for her. But MAN, your story was quite outrageous too. You've always got great stories.
haha wow! so what are you supposed to do when the water is frozen??
Mexico is REALLY similar to that shack! Omg and when it rained in the middle of the night! HORRIBLE to walk outside just to pee =( ...my grandpa figured out a technique tho, and uses it everytime he comes to the U.S, he gets a bucket and puts it in the room he is sleeping in
even though the bathrooms here are literaly a couple feet away!...
, "Grandpa is peeing"..."Oh"
Middle of the night: *tinkle tinkle* WTF?
@anne - Haha, well thanks. I suppose I should at least get a decent story out of disgusting experiences, right? :)