Friday, 02 January 2009

  • Decoding the English Language -in England

    Guest post from thy nguyen

    The English Language--in England

    English spoken with a British accent, although being English, still manages to sound like a foreign language when spoken quickly and when I'm surrounded by it.  I cannot help but think that everyone can tell that I am American by the way I say, “OK” in almost every sentence. 

    By the way, I like to try and blend in when I’m traveling if I can help it.  I try my best not to be targeted as a tourist because 1) I'm trying to assimilate, 2) I don’t want to get mugged, and 3) I don’t want to get scammed.  This is also a reason why I do not like pulling out my camera to take photos.
     
    In general, the British language is very positive, and sometimes unnecessarily encouraging.

    For example:

    Would you like to buy some apples?

    They’re very lovely, thanks.  That means “No thanks.”

    The written language cannot be skimmed because they skip words that we Americans tend to use in our sentences.  They also allude to things/persons that I do not know about.  Therefore, keeping up with the world in England requires keeping up with events of the past and present, as well as entertainment/politics/religion/health topics as a well-rounded whole.
     
    In fact, they are so good at keeping up with the world that they reported on the OJ Simpson case before America even woke up to turn on The Today Show.
     
    Anyway, let’s begin with a lesson:
     
    (British English on the left, American English on the right)
    Uni = class
    Well done = Good job
    Lovely = lovely, but used all the time
    Lie in = sleep in
    Mate = friend, they don’t say friend
    Take away = to go
    Eat in = For here
    Twat = douchebag
    Happy Christmas = Merry Christmas
    Oye! = hey!
    Quib = pound (Brit currency)
    Got = have, they don’t often say have
    Brilliant = what the guy at the Globe said when I told him I had a student I.D.
    Cheers = Thank You
    Fairy cakes = cupcakes
    Bit = part (as in, a part of a movie)
    Soppy = sappy, mushy
    Asian = Pakistani/Indian/Middle Eastern origins

    What foreign accent do you find attractive or fun to listen to?

Comments (94)

  • my_final_username@xanga

    I find the American, Greek, Spanish and any Asian accent very attractive

  • TheCheshireGrins@xanga

    I have a thing for German accents. I can't explain it! Irish accents are really nice as well.

  • dannyb0y@xanga

    So true! The Brits have their own unique way of saying things.

    French accents are cool too.

  • anne

    I think the australian accent is uber sexay. And some latin accents. And french.


    @TheCheshireGrins@xanga - agreed on the Irish accent. =)

  • Lordv16@xanga

    Russian and French. Mmmmm Russian and French :D

  • daneger_zone@xanga

    Irish accents! And Welsh. But the Kiwi accent is pretty awesome too. I hear it everyday but can't get enough of it.

  • AmistadBaby@xanga

    I really do love the British accent. Ever since I was a kid, I would immitate it to the point where I can do an amazing fake accent, if I do say so myself. Didn't know some of these phrases, though. Thanks.

  • obrien33@xanga

    you forgot one.

    Queue = Line... as in my aunt telling me to go stand in the queue and me looking dumb-founded
  • KJLavender@xanga

    Some of my favorites were:
    shopping trolley = grocery cart
    brolly = umbrella
    bladdered = drunk
    tart yourself up = get dressed up nicely, make-up, etc.


    I think Irish accents (and the people who have them) are very charming.

  • AznFrAnKie@xanga

    oye, well done! i got to have me some fairy cakes! =P

  • niez_cho@xanga

    I didn't know some of these words were British.
    I guess I use both British words and American ones.

  • Brunhilda@xanga

    here are more I learned "whilst" in England:
    nappy=diaper
    boot=trunk of a car
    a half=half a pint, a small serving of ale

    and the best food i had in England was Indian.

  • hello_insanity@xanga

    QUIB?? Are you serious? I believe you mean QUID, if indeed you do mean "one GBP (pound sterling)" ...and you claim to know British slang, psh! :P

  • TacosAndTea@xanga

    I love the upper-midwestern and I guess the rest of the American accents, as well as English, Irish, Australian, and New Zealand accents.

  • Too_Happy_Ray@xanga

    I like this post, thanks for it.


    And by the way, if you want to "keep up" with england all you have to do is stay there for a month and you know there isnt alot of difference between England and America.


    And just to tell you, not all words above or anymore thats will be writen is always used. Im British and I dont say all that, and I use american words because sometimes they sound better or i just like the word i.e cupcakes


    Oh! and it isnt "quib" its "quid"

  • xmzchoix@xanga

    "Asian = Pakistani/Indian/Middle Eastern origins". i guess im not asian anymore! hahahaha.

  • perfumed@xanga

    Very nice article :) You seemed to cover quite a range of topics there! :D

    If you don't mind, I'd like to throw in a few cents on some terms I've heard ;D

    I've met/talked to quite a few english people, and a few who know a bit about some of the lingo, also. If any of these are incorrect, please feel free to correct me, and I apologize if I used them wrong. These are mostly what I've inferred or learned from speaking with them, etc.

    "Flying around like a blue-arsed fly" or some such variation of that is equivalent to "running around like a chicken with your head cut off".

    Also, pardon the language, but "fuck all" is the equivalent of absolutely nothing. If you can do fuck all at website coding, for instance, you can't do much of anything with it.

    And lest we forget that "pissed" means drunk, and not angry.

    And I'm pretty sure they near always call the bars "pubs".

    And "plaster" is bandaid. :D Very important to know if you get injured.

    "Trolleys" are trains, I'm pretty sure.

    "Brillo" is slang or short for brilliant, which you've already defined :)

    OH! And a pretty girl might be called a "bird". :D

    You've got your basics like biscuits (cookies), flats (apartments), football (soccer xD) and what not, but I'm pretty sure those are mostly understood :D

    There might be others I've learned or heard, but those are all I can really think of now. Hope this might help a bit, and as I said, if anyone knows better on any of these or that I used it incorrectly, please, feel free to correct it :D

  • lovelesskisses@xanga

    My boyfriend has the CUTEST ever accent.. it's mostly English with a bit of German. =]  I love just closing my eyes and listening to it.
    And I have a boring Canadian accent.  *sigh*

    Oh.. don't forget that they call elevators "lifts"
    =]

  • ItsOnlyLife89@xanga

    Well done. I, too, am British and I agree with Too_Happy... I use more American terms rather than English terms... esp. when speaking to Americans... they get confused all the time. (No offense.)

  • magicalmusicgirl@xanga

    My boyfriend's parents are both British. 

    Always keep in mind that trousers are pants...because pants are underwear :P 
  • notetheclaws@xanga

    Haha, I'm always slipping into a Brit accent without intending to, though I be American born and bred. As it is, my vocabulary strays to the Brit side of things. You forgot to add that-- depending on the region of England from which they hail-- they tag "luv" onto just about any sentence addressing a female. Also, jelly refers not to preserves, but to gelatin aka Jello. And let's not forget "water closet" or "toilet" rather than bathroom. Jolly good, ay? :) And while "cheers" can mean thanks, I've often as not found it as an alternative to goodbye.

  • greenbird321@xanga

    lol, I'm always using Brit speak, usually it comes naturally since I read The Daily Mail, well...daily haha...

    and Scottish brogues are incredibly sexy.
  • AznShyKitty@xanga

    @magicalmusicgirl@xanga - LOL, my boyfriend's sister told me that -- she had a funny story to it too.

    My boyfriend's currently in London right now. D: Although, English accents are sexy. ;)

  • Neeka1@xanga

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Very good.  I'm South African, but have been in the UK for 15 years now.....it has been sooooo much fun getting to know what to say....and as much as one doesn't want to change....it just makes life easier to use their words. LOL!!!!

  • LucyWrites@xanga

    The british (english) accent is at the top, and also the british (scottish) accent is very beautiful. the Irish accent is lovely and of course so is the Welsh. That whole region just sounds lovely to me.

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