Monday, 29 December 2008

  • Didn't Bring Toilet Paper For My Trip

    This was posted originally on Healthkicker



    It was a growing concern even before I departed.  With all the crazy foods I'm going to eat, what was I going to use to wipe my tushy if they didn’t have toilet paper? 

    That’s all I could think of as my plane was descending into a country I hadn’t stepped foot on for over 10 years.  

    I was told my home country doesn’t use the conventional toilet paper ( I figured I would find some somewhere) I’m so used to in America (spoiled by toilet paper, I know right?). 

    The first question I had for my cousin after landing, “what do you use instead of toilet paper?”  The answer left me stunned and wondering how I would use it.

    The safest bet was banana leaves.  They were big, thick and safe for my behind.

    I thought I heard wrong because he said banana leaves.    

    I asked him again if that was my only option for the next few days.  He looked at me and pointed at the other trees and said, “Unless you want to use the leaves of those tress." The other leaves looked very painful.

    For the first time in my life I missed toilet paper, even the cheap grainy kind you find in your college dorm rooms. 

    The one time I tried to use the banana leaf (before I could go into town and get toilet paper), it was very frustrating.  It wasn’t thick or manageable, kept ripping into pieces and required me to ask for more.

    I was so frustrated and disgusted, I refused to use number two for the next few days even though my stomach was killing me because of the "exotic" food.  When I finally bought the toilet paper, it was like finding solid gold.

    What would you use if a country didn't have toilet paper? Have you ever been to a country where toilet paper is not prevalent?

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